THIS...
...is the villainous, evil Doctor Hakkaloogeeuve Doomakoff! aka The Evil Weener who loves pinkish leopard print.
Doctor Hakkaloogeeuve Doomakoff hates random pecks of affection from random people He/She(we will never know) doesn't know.

This is the beautiful princess, Fahtulla the Fair Maiden of Ford.
She and Bedford are in love and deeply commited to each other.
Fahtulla loves Teddy too.

Bedford the Redish Ninja

This is Bedford, the redish Ninja. He is one BadAss Ninja. His trademark look is a red ski mask with a yellow down jacket and blue slippers(with zippers...no zippers means it's an IMPOSTER!). He has one accomplice named is Teddy. Teddy often gets himself stuck in awkward situations, out of which Bedford retrieves him.